Children, obey your parents in the Lord, for this is right. "Honor your father and mother"—which is the first commandment with a promise— "that it may go well with you and that you may enjoy long life on the earth." Fathers, do not exasperate your children; instead, bring them up in the training and instruction of the Lord. - Ephesians 6:1-4

Hiya peeples!  It's me, Loren.  I am here to let ya know what happened today.  I just know ya been dyin' to know how my day went today, so I will tell ya.  In a wurd - frustratin'. 

Let's see, first, I woke up and Daddy got mad at me.  I don't know why, all I did waz get in his bed.  Ya know, just 'cause I got in bed and started talkin', duzn't mean Daddy had the rite to get mad at me.  He even made me get out of bed and go to my room!  Sure, he tried to make it look gud by puttin' on a Barney tape, but I knew he waz just tryin' to make me leave the room so he and Mommy cud sleep a little more.  It didn't wurk 'cause I made him stay in my room.  I can be  verrrrrrrrry stubborn sumtimes.  Anyperson who tries to get the best of this kid has an edukation comin'!

A little later, Mommy came in the room and said we had to go to church.  She told Daddy to wake...

Say, ya know what? Daddy did fall asleep, even if it waz in my bed.  Do ya think he really one after all?  Naw, can't be.  I am too smart to be fooled.  Nope!  He definitely lost!

Ok, so we went to church and I got to play on the big playground.  That waz fun.  Oh, I gotta tell ya.  I saw a castle today.  How they fit it in our parish hall at church, I don't know, but it was a real castle.  I get to go there tomorrow to something called Bakation Bible School.  They call it VBS for short, but I don't know why.  Bakation starts with a "B", not a "V".  Like I said before, grownups just can't be figured out!

Then, we went to Memaw's and Pawpaw's house.  That was kinda frustratin' 'cause when Daddy said he was goin' home, I wanted to go with him, but he wudn't let me.  He said he waz gonna wurk on my web page.  So, if he wurked so hard on it, how come it looks the same?  That's ok, though, I got to go swimmin' and make cookies.  Ha! Ha!  I got to have fun and Daddy had to wurk!

Well, that's about it.  After that, I just came home and wurked on my update.  That's leeds me to my bible stuff tonight.  See, mommy's and daddies are always tellin' us to do what they say.  Sumthin' 'bout God tellin' kids to honor mommies and daddies.  Well, I just want to go on rekord as tellin' ya that there's anuther part of the rules.  See, this guy Paul says that daddies (probably mommies too) shouldn't get us kids all frustrated and stuff.  I mean, how we gonna lurn anything if we are upset all the time?

I took this part of the bible and showed it to Daddy.  Ya know what?  He said that he read it a million times and agrees with it.  When I asked him why he keeps frustratin' me 'bout updatin' my web page when the bible says he's not s'posed to do that, he just smiled and said, "Well, nobody is purfek."  So much for not frustratin' your kid.

Well, nite nite guys.  I love all of ya.

Love - Loren